WHAT I THINK PRESIDENT UHURU KENYATTA SHOULD HAVE SAID

The President, Uhuru Kenyatta

The President, Uhuru Kenyatta

Well my blog like me, vis-à-vis Greenday, like to wake up when September ends. I never did like September, from the Twin Towers’ terrorist attack on September 11, 2001 to the Westgate September 21, 2013. At the other end, that may just be another case of superstitious thinking.

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WHY THEY WANT TO BE PRESIDENT

They have got selfish and bizarre reasons to want to be president, few politicians if possible none have any of their citizens’ problems at heart.

Reason no. 1 for being president is to have a flag on their car. This flag usually is in a more mint condition than that of their very own constituency’s primary school and they usually like to donate their car’s flag to such causes when they are fired or need to be re-elected how awfully philanthropic of them. Also another use of this flag is to know which way the political wind is blowing so to know which party to hop to. Continue reading

ORANGE THE COLOUR OF “ALMOST”

What is in this colour orange it isn’t fully red and it isn’t fully yellow, it is stuck somewhere in the middle fighting hard to know its identity.

Take a look at our traffic lights you will notice that the orange light is at the middle. When confounded with it, you deduce that you almost made it to the green light or to the red light. So to me the orange colour will always be the colour of almost. Continue reading